The Flatmates--Episode 28

Episode 28: The year of the dog

?Alice:     Happy Chinese New Year Helen! What are you doing
Helen:    Reading about our Chinese astrology signs
Alice:     Oh do tell
Helen:    Well, I was born in '86 so I'm a tiger. I have an air of authority and am courageous but I'm also prone to emotional outbursts and react poorly under stress
?Alice:     Oh, what am I
Helen:    You are 3 years older than me so you're a pig
!Alice:     A pig? Charming
Helen:    No, it's different in Chinese culture. A Chinese pig is magnanimous and highly intelligent. You're a perfectionist but venomous if you're crossed
?Alice:     It's all true! What about Michal
Helen:    Well, he's 21 so he's an ox. He's dependable, methodical, honest, unbiased but introverted too.
Alice:      Ooh, so does that bode well for you two or not

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